Hi ITV Can I speak to your head of programming for ITV3? I need to know why somebody thought it was a good idea to switch The Royal to 6am and pushing Corrie and Emmerdale back an hour. I can no longer watch Classic Coronation Street before work. Please reply ASAP. #corrie

I thought it was a dive at first. I was wrong as fuck. Blatant pen. #UTB

I’ve been known to overreact at times. But this time isn’t such an occasion. Matt Target is the best full back to ever play the game. #UTB

Jesus. Morris is getting caught out a lot here #UTB

This is such a tight a bitty game. These were the ones that Karanka used to manage to find a winner in during our last promotion campaign. We’ve made the changes to help make it happen. #UTB

Off to watch Guisborough Town F.C. away at Marske today. Hoping for a Gizzy win. The Lees family training it down. #UTG

Come on Guisborough Town F.C.

One of the most disastrous appointments in football. Please can the media stop pining to these absolute jokers because they’re young, British and say some nice stuff. The seasons over already, so bring somebody in to build for next year.

Are we allowed to listen to Lost Prophets again now? I don’t think we are ya know.

How natural to have The Million Dollar Man and Jim Royle sharing a bus together.

Back to the 1990s for ‘The Final’. An iconic match. Cruyff and Capello in the dugouts. Romario and Stoichkov. Savicevic and Desailly. That incredible result. The book is out next June and you can pre-order at Waterstones to save 25%!   Link to buy in the next post 👇

Every step of this process has been bang on from the club. This club is everything to the fans. For the fans to be involved in this and be part of the final product is an amazing feeling. Great work 👏👏

In what world is that a pen? #UTB

Boro are sound ya know #UTB

Becky is a Fucken Doyle lads #corrie

Sort ya EBITDA out for Q4 and then move on lads. Easy as that

I’ve always liked Dundee

Watch him have his best game since he played against us for QPR