jimmydubs "dude....... im so high......"

@smitttyfbaby "rap was good in the 90's"

@theREEL_mfs your parents are at my family party

@theREEL_mfs well both out families are from sicily, if you were wondering

My prayers go out to Rondo, hope he has a speedy recovery!

jimmydubs @The_REAL_Sabby ..ur late

Obama goes "skeet shooting" with his "skeet gun" lmfaooo i swear im like 12

Surprisingly, I didn't get paid much to do that Calvin Klein commercial.

#chicksBeLike be like "Go Ravens........ But Alex smith is a beast at QB for the 49ers" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm done. My meds kicking in.

simon says FUCK YO SELF

I wanna get drunk tonight

Im trynna blaze

@smitttyfbaby nikkuh come over

Samuel L. Jackson is the highest grossing actor of all time.

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

If you don't like The Walking Dead it's because you haven't watched The Walking Dead. Aka your life has no meaning.

That feeling when find a new show to watch and theres 6 seasons of it.