When I think of Happy Gilmore, I imagine him as the half-brother of Lorelei born to Pennilyn Lott.

73 mph fastball in 1965.... Oh, how times have changed.

Great. Now the cat community is gonna come for him.

Proposed bill could give utility companies access to home, small business thermostats share.google/R3DpJqxJofPQQV… You should definitely get rid of your smart thermostat if this passes. I don't even let my kid touch the thermostat.

And the award for Best Golf Hair goes to....

Can you really clinch a playoff spot on the last day of the season? Maybe you just make the playoffs?

I have come to the conclusion - Google Gemini sucks real bad. My Google assistant was so much better at following commands and not giving me all the back talk.

When do we go back to calling it 'Playoffs'? Postseason sounds like its just a season overrun. Playoffs are consequential. Playoffs are important.

Stone Cold has hit everyone in this photo with a Stunner, including the President

Postseason is the worst time in sports because it means the season is over. Playoffs are the some of the best times in sports because it means the best teams are playing for a trophy. If you refer to the "playoffs" as "postseason", you dont understand sports.

As the Cubs have now reached the postseason, you have to realize any MLB manager is almost useless to a good team.

That L flag stands for low class and this Milwaukee Brewers team embodies it.

Last night it appears one car was set on fire and one camper was set on fire. It also looks like at least two bean bags were shot.