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RIP Horrible Grandma

Tier 16 is where you wake up every morning and Wilson dies in front of you

Festive greetings to everyone except Martin who’s a prick

All of these people getting engaged and I can’t even get any of Jackie’s crimble crumble

Boris being asked how many different tiers he wants to dish out this week

Jackie, I fancy you

Boris trying to keep the country under control

Can only see Jackie now if I go for a jog or in Aldi

Fuck off Adam

The UK government deciding what to give families as substantial food for a week

Shalom Joe Biden Why was I not asked to perform at your inorgasmation? Here is my audition

The only Jackie I need in my life

Are you married to a dead dog?

Everyone in the UK on June 21st

Actual footage of the Queen watching the Meghan & Harry documentary tonight

Me going to Jackie’s every Friday night/ Jackie saying I can’t go in

Martin Goodman The Martin Lewis Money Show Live Jim Bell He's my brother.

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Boris to the rest of the Tories every night in lockdown