Eberechi Eze taking a tour of Mikel Arteta’s trophy room at the Emirates

at a bbq yesterday where the wife’s all knew each other and the husbands didn’t.

Unreal hahahaha

Bank holiday Mondays should be treated like Sundays football wise. Should be a 2pm and 4pm kick off.

Spending £60m on a position we need the least is the most Spursy decision ever. Class CBs sat on the bench whilst Odobert ends up playing up front.

Spurs fans as soon as they start to see potential squad depth

I’m getting close to shagging Margot Robbie. The only obstacle is that she doesn’t know I even exist and I have no way of contacting her, and she’s married.

Spurs has got to the the only club in the world where playing well, winning, and individual players performing in different roles is actually a bad thing

Only two start for England. Three aren’t even in the squad

Phantom bids for players we know won't join ✅ Months wasted doing nothing ✅ Allowing ourselves to be usurped by our biggest rivals ✅ If it sounds like a famliar story, it's because it is. Daniel Levy's Great Con rolls on ✍️ worldofhotspur.com/the-great-con-…

Arsenal fans will look you in the eye, tell you they’ve got the best player in the league in that position in EVERY position, then scramble for excuses when you ask why they’ve never won anything?

what's a 'hinca-pee?'

That’s a dive?

Forest are so shit and their fans are so starving that all they have to flex is that their owner is so insecure and fat that he just sues everyone for everything.

Just want to say even in the midst of what it such a torrid time off the pitch right now at Tottenham (in the board room anyway), Thomas Frank has handled everything outstandingly. 2 games, 2 wins, 2 clean sheets, won away at the Etihad. With minimal backing. That's not even

Johnson has more goals for us than Ginola in 38 less games. Have a great evening.

Not sure what Arsenal are doing trying to get involved in this Liverpool vs Spurs title race

I don’t celebrate injuries, but Joelinton plays the game with utter disregard for the safety of his opponents. Could say Karma?