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That, or, he was already having a furious wank and just never saw it comin

You’d think with all that energy, these goons could answer the call of nation and go pick some fruit & veg.

Whetherspoons don’t open for a while, what else have they got to do 🤷‍♂️

Go fly with the dreams of the Intrepid Fox, Bob.

Old up. What’s that 🤣

Have a sudden urge to buy bread, cotton wool and a jar...

Damian putting some spin on the standard Tory line here. Basically translates to, thanks Marcus, but but the children can go without!

Whoever created this, I salute you!

Do as the man says, then rinse and repeat, never gets old!

Imagine the state of the bogs 😷🥴

Food delivery due 9-10pm, text to say delayed but delivery by 11:30pm, now past midnight and no show #Tesco sucks!!

Jesus Cuntybaw Christ. It's going to be a great government if those fucksticks get a hold of it. x.com/natemcdermott/…

1/3.Tesco order gate update! delayed delivery last night, asked to wait until 11:30pm for delivery!? 12:30am still no delivery!

2/3 Tesco I called CS this morning, told delivery will be with me 7-10pm tonight, no show again

3/3.Tesco called CS, asked to wait until 11pm again, not holding my breath, shit service. Taking my business to Sainsbury's or Morrisons

Burpees, bear crawls, squat thrusts, squats - you can all go and fuck yourselves you boring bastards. Somebody invent the fitness cigarette.