the WTF IS A KILOMETERRRR eagles screaming star spangled banner bass boosted sound on tiktok will always make me giggle

i’m not anti fillers and like surgical procedures and stuff at all but also like i wouldn’t wanna go under the knife for something like a facelift unless i’m like in my 60s or something and i felt ready to deal with the aftermath cuz invasive surgery in ur 20s or 30s is crazy

when i take too much melatonin i have the most vivid horrendous dreams and i’m like almost always in a liminal space with a giant abnormally shaped creature ripping apart everyone i’ve ever loved

just blocked everyone on my fyp trying the new starbucks valentines drink i wish you pain and misery

i could never hate megan thee stallion she’s perfect

i think i hate army twitter

Me when a war criminal dies

married men should be banned from playing football if you’ve participated in the world cup i expect you to be single

watched the morocco v zambia game today and i giggled and kicked my feet the whole time

when i tell y’all i need amine adli i am being so serious he’s my boyfriend and if you don’t know who that is GOOD

they’ll have to drag me to university on the 29th i do not want to be in that dreadful space

girl shut up

7 year olds today were born in 2017?????????????