The lady at my local Chinese restaurant needs to brush up on her English. I sure hope it’s 2 cokes and just a grammatical error.

I now have proof I am my mother's favorite child. She has named me the executor of her will. Suck it siblings.

Let me tell yall about one of my past date experiences: I was on Hinge and it was feeling hopeless...at that point I had been on a lot of dates that none of them ever panned out. This next date was gonna be different. I could feel it. I met up with this girl from Hinge and 5

I quit smoking when my oldest son was born but I've always loved Zippo lighters. My next project is to make a sterling silver Jack Daniels inspired Zippo lighter What do y'all think?

Happy Hump Day all my degenerate friends!

Don't be a racist. Stop paying your taxes.

This algorithm is interesting and slightly frustrating to me. I'm a nerd so I'm interested in it. How can an account (me) go from getting 10+ million views over a couple days and then drop off a cliff? Any algorithm worth it's salt would be able to calculate that having

Our soldiers get MREs and they have to pay for them. Why should anyone who is able bodied, but unwilling to work, get anything better than our soldiers?

The obesity rate for low income Americans not receiving benefits SNAP is 40%. The obesity rate for lower income Americans who receive SNAP benefits is 57%. Do you see the problem here?

I don't care what your recipe is or how your grandma cooks it. Turkey is LITERALLY the worst meat in the planet. Its like eating cardboard that someone's keep yelling "It's meat!" from the other room. Ham is the superior holiday meat. Fight me.

Nursing is no longer a "professional degree"??? Nurses are literally the backbone of every single hospital in this country. Take them away and it will all crumble overnight. The Department of Education is run by the most moronic people on this planet and needs to be ended.