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So annoyed. Just used Instacart for the first time and my order is missing multiple items that I was charged for. 😤

nbcdfw.com/news/coronavir… Wtf americanair my partner flew American on Monday and she’s been sick ever since. Wtf do you mean, you won’t release this pilot’s flight schedule????

Fucking goddamn right

Leslie Knope’s love for Joe Biden did not age well...

if all the a cappella groups in America started singing covers of Fix You at the same time, do you think corona would get annoyed and leave?

I am once again asking you to wear a mask.

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

OH SNAP

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Every single one of these mother fuckers in this airport NOT wearing a mask can go burn in hell.

What if I start a twitter series: assholes without masks in airports?

I feel super safe when even the staff flying as passengers on americanair aren’t wearing masks. I’m talking to you, Mr Captain, in seat 20A on flight AA0382 from BOS to CLT this morning. If it’s not covering your nose, it doesn’t count.