what came first the chicken or the flop era?

Girl it’s the climb

the first 30 seconds of teaser

whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here

I could get addicted to pretty much anything because I’m a passionate person

Tongue punched her fart box too hard accidentally left my Zyn in there

Yesterday I got really bitchy in defense of The Muppets

put clothes away for 5 Minutes. time to reward my self with an hour of screen time

me trying to keep up with love island and current events

my new favorite edit of Leah LMFAOOO

people born in 2001 are turning 50 years old this year...let that sink in

stacking cheeses and meats you’ve never heard of on crackers you can’t pronounce

love island is like if they made a softcore porn version of the stanford prison experiment

when i’m in my 40s hanging out w/ my teenage daughter and she turns to me and goes “i’m so hungry i could eat Nicolandria”

i, too, am single and vulnerable

this is how it feels to have a white claw and a cigarette

I’M CRYING #LoveIslandUSA