I hate leaving Milo when we go out of town but these updates from my grandma are keeping me going 🤣

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It is beyond me why anyone would breed pit bulls when literally every animal shelter in every county is full of ones who can’t get adopted

I was not prepared for my baby to roll over & want to sleep on his stomach at less than 4 months old 🫣 it looks so wrong & I can’t go back to sleep now lol

It makes my heart so warm to know how many people genuinely love my baby, even those that don’t share blood with him or with me. He has no idea how big his circle is 🥹🤍

love dis boi 🤍

Idk why anyone would ever build or buy a house with ONE bathroom. I’ve lived in one for 3 years and lemme tell ya it’ll put you in some predicaments unless you are a completely solitary being 😳

Trying to convince myself that the cockroach I just saw on the baby monitor in my son’s crib as he sleeps, which I sent my husband in to kill but it got away, is in fact “gone” and not gonna come back for my baby in the night 😩😭🤮

I have so many pictures of my child sleeping and I do not plan to stop taking them anytime soon

Obsessed w this session

Welp my baby has a tooth, plz send thoughts and prayers for my nipples

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

Add “duh-clan” to the list

Idk what a technical “serving size” is for chicken and rice. But I do know that I have never eaten just one serving of chicken and rice in my life

Thought it would be so nice to drink my coffee while holding my baby while he naps and I can scroll on my phone. I’ll give ya one guess as to why I was wrong about that 🥲

I love me some secondhand Facebook drama, so if your messiness has got me debating on deleting you bc it’s just toooo much.. you need help 😅

I cannot wrap my head around the fact that im (mentally) planning my son’s first birthday party already 😳 HOWWWWW