So after tonight ateam that Roberto Mancini has spent nearly £1 billion on won't have won a champions league match this season.Darren Moyes.hon

"Humans have the ability to start dreaming even before they are actually 'born' into the world!"emma thomson mind fucked:) I'm right!

"SuperSport Blitz: Transfer Talk - Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is preparing a £50m bid for Radamel Falcao @gre_GL_eslie . Goodtimes chief

St francis is a quiter place after the departure of you bad men Stuart John Walters Matt Gregory LB .. Baawawaa

"Psychological Facts: More than 3 million people are stalked every year."emma thomson thanks for contributing to that figure ;)

#BestFootballChants He's Bald, he's Red, he sleeps in Fergie's bed, Howard Webb. Howard Webb!

Our #varsitycup #Champion man is James Alexander of Maties Rugby Club! Did you see any great performances last night?

"Sex Facts Women between theage of 27 and 45 arethe horniest they'll ever be"@MJ_Wilkesy maybe those women had their eye on you on sat;)

A man threw a rat into a pile of burning leaves. It then ran into his house while still on fire and burned his house down.

In cricket you get the Duckworth–Lewis method and the Hansie Cronje Method. The Proteas lost with the Hansie Cronje method yesterday.

Ripping it at fez like its the weekend

Happy birthday to the big man Nick Arthur . Hope you keep things under control tonight bad man :)

"Sex Facts: If you ever get sad, just think of a T-Rex trying to masturbate."emma thomson a t rex would of made lent ;)

gilbert richmond Genius advice my boy! #3dayrule

“@ZachGalifinakWho's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died.”emma thomson

“iLikeGirlsDaily: Right you were, bro pic.x.com/ZKSr5LqJfj”Stuart John Walters this is you bad man :)

"Steve Stifler: I got a cat today! Had to swerve to get it, but I got it good." Catherine Smart #Catsarestupid

What I'm hearing the sardines might not pull into Durban this year. First no concerts then no test matches now sardines don't wanna pull in!

How come Leon Schuster can do a #BlackFace - make a movie and make millions but students cant do it for free for a birthday party?