growing up in the bay area, I can proudly say absolutely not

Guys please test your coke

The new popes should have to lip sync for it

Baby stoat discovers a trampoline. 📽: Robert E Fuller

Alex Consani stuns for passport.

Bro getting drafted while the baby throwing up 😭

he’s so me

From zero. To hero.

female artists and their highest attended solo concert:

Female cops after giving you a ticket:

the lion doesn't concern himself with credit card debt

😢: the hot guy who lives in the cottage outside my window is moving out 😁: the cottage outside my window that I’ve had my eyes on for 2 years is about to be up for rent

Your girlfriend just died and you're serving face?

A random lady walking her dog said good morning to me while I was out this morning and it kind of made my day bc that never ever happens in Seattle ever

Played hookie to spend the day basking in the sun with my boyfriend. Happy Pride 🌈

Elon waking up from his drug binge to find himself on a plane to El Salvador like the opening Skyrim cutscene.

“Babe thank you for bringing me some Selena Gomez Oreos” is the gayest thing I’ve ever said in my life