IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭

being a real housewife on the traitors is harder than serving in the military

Do not talk to me about Robyn tour dates I’m extremely stressed out

I’m obsessed with everyone calling her a grandma and she’s barely 38 (one year older than me)

I hope Bad Bunny, Ricky Martin, and Pedro Pascal are all kissing right now and Lady Gaga is holding the camera

Never send me a reminder about an upcoming payment or a notification that a payment has been processed. None of my business and I would like to keep it that way.

practical magic musical… with music by norah jones…

Being fergalicious seems so stressful

Grizzly Bear opened for The Books

Me going to the Metric/Broken Social Scene / Stars tour

Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys

Gays these days would never have survived during the time of XY.com and Adam4Adam

Bullying my friend at the gym for wearing a pump cover

Just found out I’ve been saying amphitheater wrong my entire life thought there was an L

Getting arrested at Legends is so embarrassing

34 years later still screaming about how I think this is a a real grocery store and they just turned around the brand names