"Public intoxication is my favorite type of intoxication" -Jerry #casinobound #oklahomahaha

"Have you ever shotgunned a beer on the Texas Oklahoma border?" "Yeah it's fucking awesome" #haha #hookem

Jerry "I'm actually changing my citizenship from USA to Texas"

I think u have hit rock bottom when you up to a casino every night

I'm not sure if I won 5.23 or lost 5.23

Sweet Tea and Fireball highly recommended

Celebrating the fact that you narrowly avoided academic probation. #TFM

Never stay true to the flow #flowchop

To the ass hats next door your subwoofer is too damn loud

The woman who just checked me out at Walmart was named Chkeil #hood #thebigd

Pretty sure I just saw two seven year old girls who have iPhones #classicHighlandPark

SMU basketball absolutely runs show

So now I know what it might feel like when one gets hit by a bus

Did you vote today for #SMU in the NCAA #6thFan Challenge? RETWEET this to vote now! #PonyUp

"You are a raging slut" #shityouhearinboaz

Mike to Jimmy "yeah I went down to pick you up at the Jail last night" Jimmy "yeah I was in my room the whole time" #classicroommate

The Peyton Manning Drinking Game #Omaha 🏈🙌

It's Peyton Manning's year! You deserve it big guy! #OMAHA #DEN

Good news Africa: these will be available on Tuesday! #AFCChampionship

Richard Sherman goes off during the postgame interview. “I”M THE BEST CORNER IN THE GAME!”