some weird shit going on in Texas

I’m out here changing biomes on my Arthur Morgan

gonna learn to play harmonica and wrangle cattle, fuck it

listening to Men I Trust & playing RDR2 the vibes are unparalleled rn

elbow spread tough af wtf

upper decking and hitting parlays

walked into the baby shower with a birds Jersey shoutout Bradley Cooper

thinking about the times when ‘subsequently’ was the hardest word in my vocab

reels on LinkedIn is some real dystopian shit

you know what, fuck it, imma count my chickens before they hatch

can’t believe Bill Clinton and this Barry dude the same type of bozo

gonna start yelling shit like “it’s the bat!” when I see my boss at work

Coldplay fucks

I’m listening to French rock now, where the fuck the fromage at

baseball broadcasting is so unserious lmao

Nationals celly on some shit fr

I fucking love when somebody is ripping on an upright bass in corridos

she fleet on my wood till I mac

drinking a thc seltzer & watching the all star game seeing all the different jerseys feels like a fever dream lowkey