SSSssshhh! Don't shout about it because some aren't very happy but I've added a new page to my new website of #IndependentVets called "The Fat Cats." It's a work in progress but you can have a look now. You can find it at independentveterinarypractices.co.uk/the-fat-cats #IndependentVeterinaryPratices

#IndependentVets

Doubting life? Doubting if God exists? You're not alone! Read "Transformative Testimonies" and then give me a call - my number's in the book. johnhemmingclark.com/transformative… Amazon: amzn.eu/d/2kq33y5 #doesgodexist

Drum n base in da boot anyone?

Rachel Reeves as Chancellor? I stood against her in Bromley & Chislehurst by-election 2006: we both lost. An anagram of Rachel Reeves is "Several Cheer." That is to say-not very many. Remember that when you come to vote; we want "Many Cheer"-anagram "Arch Enemy." #RachelReeves

There's no need to fear death. "Those who believe in me, even though they die, will live, and everyone who lives and believes in me will never die." Read about 22 people who are no longer afraid. johnhemmingclark.com/transformative… #testimonies #whyarewehere #deathisnottheend

Interestingly, the by election where I stood against Nigel in Bromley and Chislehurst was also where the now shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves stood. See if you can spot us both!

They've tried the backs of lorries (road) and dodgy dinghies (sea) - how long before Europe's asylum seekers take to the skies (air)? #YouReadItFirstHere

Thought for the day "Nigel Farage" Nigel Farage MP is an anagram of "Engage flair." Just sayin'.

WIN A HAMMOCK! Free prize draw at my website. You could win a double hammock (weight limit 300kgs) for whiling away those lazy afternoons on scout camp. Go to johnhemmingclark.com and fill in pop-up - name and email. GOOD LUCK! #freedraw #hammock #horacehorrise #scouts

Getting ready for Squirrels' Adventure Challenge Badge. "Start 'em young," as Bear Grylls and James Ketchell would say.

If you're looking for an international scout / guide camp next year and beyond, both UK and abroad, you can find a full list at johnhemmingclark.com/internationalc… #InternationalCamps #InternationalScoutCamps #InternationalScoutJamborees #ScoutJamborees

When I wake up in the morning and look at my Twitter, I see post after post of politicians having a go at each other and I think to myself, "Thank goodness I'm not one of them."

Another exceptional evening at Bromley Little Theatre. This time it's Jane Eyre with just 6 actors playing over 30 characters. Steal a ticket! Alternatively, go to bromleylittletheatre.org and buy one. £14 each or £10 for members.

Another great afternoon of rope making Chislehurst Creates! #Chislehurst