When you’re not sure you wanna do any hauling

A true sign of adulthood is having one bag of chocolate chips in the freezer for baking and one for just kinda grabbing a handful after a meal

8 words everyone loves to hear? “original music composed and performed by Tangerine Dream”

Don't let yourself get attached to anybody you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the ick around the corner

14 y/o me in uptempos, cargo shorts, a Jim Morrison tee shirt and a hemp necklace that could only be cut off

I worked with Federer once and asked him if he had any tips for a fellow one-handed backhander and he said “switch to two hands” 🐐🐐🐐

Weird way to kick off the NFL season in my opinion

Favorite movie you like because of your father?

Please, we are 129 years old #NoCutsToLibraries

You’re telling me Gene Parmesan is dead? Brother I’m not buying it

Appreciate New Balance going big on Philly - Maxey, Tommy Paul - need to throw a few more in there to be an official Philly brand like Tastykake or Amoroso

This guy could get me making phone calls and knocking on doors again

The last thing you see before your gaba gets absolutely gool’d

The fifth dimension of chess has been unlocked

I love this movie. A true 1 of 1

This sounds exactly like Val Kilmers stoner guru character from season 1 of Entourage which I know as someone rewatching season 1 of Entourage

When they say a movie is haunting this is what they mean this shit sticks with you

Why is the colonoscopies number 1 though?

Guys. A dril meme. In a press release.

Had some flies in the kitchen and got my 3 and 5 year-old boys fly swatters. Every fly was gone in less than a week. Stone cold killers. Laughing while they did it.