Had a good think about it, do you think that an underwater animal has ever bumped into another one by accident? I can’t picture it happening....

@general__strike Dan Andrews So so saddening

Now I’m ‘safe’ in my car, why don’t I hang my mask on the rear view mirror so I block half my view?! #questionmark #probablynotsafe

Put your hand up if you understand what ‘keep left unless overtaking’ means! 🙆🏼‍♂️ #drivingactuallyrequiresuourattention #whyisthatpersonrightbehindme

For all the rewards it helps one reap, the underbelly of the sporting psyche brings a blinding addiction; one that I know I have felt. My thoughts on CTE via Guardian Australia theguardian.com/sport/2021/jan…

Dogs aren’t just for lockdowns.

So grateful to Collingwood FC for the opportunity to coach this amazing football club. Thank you for all the messages of congratulations & support. Looking forward to making all the Pies supporters proud. Side By Side 🖤🤍

It seems to me that you only need a qualification to have an opinion, if it’s an unpopular one #imnotqualifiedtosaythis

Construction workers in Melbourne chant “every day” as police give them final warning. Workers are now on West Gate Fwy.

Can anyone explain to me the logic behind a bike rider wearing a mask but not wearing a helmet? #pickyourpoison

You want some intellectual humble pie? Give trivial pursuit a go! #hopefullyitsnotjustme #imtalkingabouttheoriginalone #officialslogan

Floreat Pica 🦉

Surfing champion Bethany Hamilton has just announced she will NOT compete in the World Surf League anymore if they allow biological men to surf in the women’s events. She’s already an absolute legend but this stand makes her even more of a legend. Thank you Bethany Hamilton!

Revelation: cars with dash cams are, a large percentage of the time, the worst drivers. Double points if you have one in both the front and back.

Premier Dan Andrews calls women nasty & hateful for having genuine concerns about men identifying as women invading their personal space & the potential to harm them in sporting competitions, how fucked is Victoria. I stand with all women that stand against this nonsense.

*** BREAKING *** Big news from World Athletics this morning. Transgender athletes have been BANNED from female events. This applies to elite competition. Get the FULL details here: omny.fm/shows/ben-ford…

FIVE INDISPUTABLE FACTS 1. Gender is fluid 2. Pfizer are the good guys 3. Global warming is killing us 4. Biden is a great president 5. Trump's indictment isn’t political Happy April Fool’s Day

AstraZeneca has been PULLED as a COVID vaccine. Where are all the media releases from the regulators? Where are the health "experts" on TV talking about this? What in the Science(TM) has changed since Government told us it was "safe and effective"?

The millions of people who tore apart their own families and friendships over the C19 'vaccine' (that didn't stop transmission) must be feeling really stupid right now. This assumes they are capable of self-reflection, honesty, and humility. Which I'm not sure of.

It's so obvious that 'lockdowns' were a massive net negative but people who pushed them have to pretend they were effective to save face. It will take over a decade to recover from them. If that ever happens. Some people will be affected forever. Countless downstream impacts.