#semiforkemi

In Parliament tonight, all the Reform MPs voted AGAINST giving workers extra job security and better rights after being kicked around by bad bosses for far too long. Remember that when they pretend to be the voice of ordinary workers.

Let’s all pray for these poor people. Has anyone set up a go fund me page yet ?

Only one man to present Match of the Day

Keir Starmer to Nigel Farage during UK Prime ministers question time: "I'm glad to see the hon member back here in Britain. He has spent so much time in America I was half expecting him to appear in the immigration statistics" Farage has face like thunder and has stormed out

Yeah so what’s the problem with building 100 houses here?

DIAZ ANNIVERSARY: BBC Sport’s Emlyn Begley remembers the moment, 20 years ago today, when Oxford Utd surprised their fans, and football generally, with the appointment of an Argentina legend as manager. #oufc bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

So if you want to get your final football fix of 2024, the choices are limited. We have just 2 games left on. Yarnton B v Uffington Duck Res v Leafield Res Both 2:00 KO. Bar will be open at Duck.

COMPETITION TIME! To celebrate a whole week without mentioning The Glory Years, the rise of Oxford United in the 1980s, I'm giving away two signed copies in a prize draw... Just retweet to enter. If you're not feeling lucky, you can buy it here: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-gl…

38 new homes are proposed for the southern edge of Ducklington, just outside Witney. Developers Victoria Land have applied to build a mix of 1 to 4-bedroom homes, with 40% ‘affordable’. The location is an infill site between the village’s main street and the A415 bypass. 🐤

How will Reform UK fare in tomorrow’s elections to Oxfordshire County Council? We ask where they might win votes – and which parties they’ll take them from. oxfordclarion.uk/how-well-will-…

Sick of saying it. Asylum seekers can’t claim benefits. You need an NI number. Asylum seekers can’t work. You need an NI number. They get £49.18p week to live on. Could you live on that? NO. So stop pretending these people come here to be lazy or take your jobs. It can’t be both.

Just a small appetiser. When in Lisbon

#bbccricket has Ben Kellaway got an outside change of of tour place Down Under?

BREAKING: The sudden discovery of ancient woodland at Oxford United’s new stadium site, which caused the postponement of the crucial planning meeting this week, has been reversed. Natural England now says it is “withdrawing its support for Stratfield Brake as ancient woodland”.

Just landed in Dubai Airport Two people not speaking Arabic I asked them “What language are you speaking?” They responded “English” I have a voice recording & their names to report We must confront them every time

A fabulous compilation of Bilko flirting with the Colonel's wife… THE PHIL SILVERS SHOW (1955-59)

"Lucy Connolly's post wasn't just a tweet and wasn't a one off - the ex-Tory councillor's wife was exposed for sending more vile messages and posts before her hateful Southport statement" writes Darren Lewis Read more 👉 mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/l…

Good luck to all teams dealing with Amy today in the WDFA sponsored by Hartwell Automotive Group. Reckon we may see a few ‘games of two halves’?