The table went to him like the hammer goes to Thor. 😂

Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer

thinking about one of my favorite pictures ever taken in a theme park

Made £18 on vinted today x

a girl on the street stopped me and told me a store had free tights outside and she thought id like them based on my outfit so i went to go look and they were Not free i think she accidentally stole them

my professor when i just pulled out a bluray set of the golden age pornos he wrote in the 70s

I’m Californian. If my city gets bombed and I die just know that I don’t think it was Iran I think it was the U.S. government and that I hate those evil fucks.

The only girl in the world who’s truly locked in

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

took the advice to take photos with this "filter" before my camera dies

Me as FUCK

karen used to mean racist white woman throwing tantrums at customer service workers.. now it means a woman who asks a group of men who are stalking her to leave her alone 😭 there's no hope for women

“wa wa wa ur sexualizing urself” Yeah. Some women are perverts. Get over it.

Bombing the center of a capital should be unthinkable. Apparently it depends on the city — and who’s dropping the bombs. In London, Paris or Washington this would be a global crisis. Here it barely registers.

Rare footage of Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray that was sent to movie theater owners to sell them on showing their upcoming film GHOSTBUSTERS. And check out that original theme song at the end. Rad stuff.

not the birth controli

this was our prime minister for 3 years btw

The list of missing Doctor Who episodes has gone down from 97 to 95! The team at filmisfabulous have recovered The Daleks’ Master Plan episodes 1 and 3! More from my colleague Simon Ward on BBC Breakfast in the morning bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… Lizo.

So I understand that tabloids say my shoulder was shattered.🧐 Dramatic. 🎭Colorful. 🌈 Completely untrue. 🚫 It was a routine procedure.🤷🏼 I’m so well that tomorrow I’ll be in Cleveland at a convention. Remember that tabloids don’t let facts get in the way of a good headline.😉