My students wrote cease and desist letters based on various trademark infringement cases. One chose the Jack Daniels/Bad Spaniels case and then signed it as "Whiskey Lawyerson." It's made me laugh entirely too much lol.

Is Steven Wilson the Walmart version of John Brebbia? Many are asking. #WhiteSox

KASH PATEL IS WATCHING YOU. On a Los Angeles freeway wall, someone projected a massive image of Patel’s face with moving eyeballs. That should keep traffic nice and calm, right?

Ben Verlander talking Tigers here… “How do you not pursue my brother?” His brother has a 2.57 ERA since the All Star break. Could imagine the scene if Justin would have come back to Detroit?

And Steven Wilson allows the walk off hit.

Chicago White Sox Don’t just DFA Brandon Eisert, send his ass to Guangdong

You can't spell Maybelline without Miley

Try to keep James Conner on your fantasy football IR vs. cutting him if possible. He has no chance of returning this season, but still a great locker room guy to have around for team morale.

BITCHES LOVE SOSA!!!! EDMUNDO HOME RUN!!!!! #RingTheBell

EDMUNDO SOSA HAS HOMERED IN HIS FIRST GAME OFF THE IL THE BITCHES LOVE HIM

Edmundo Sosa puts a charge into one for his second homer of the game!

🔥 Edmundo Sosa Welcome Back!! Sosa 2 HRs and 4 RBIs in return from IL for the Phillies

Edmundo Sosa 3 homer game what is going on lmao

Say It Ain’t So!!! 🔥🔥🔥 Edmundo Sosa 3 of the Phillies record 8 HRs in his return from the IL

Paul Skenes: Last year's ERA: 1.96 This year's ERA: 1.97 Last year's WHIP: 0.95 This year's WHIP: 0.95 Last year's BAA: .198 This year's BAA: .199 Following a trend of regression, I fear.

🚨 BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel has released the private messages of the Dallas immigrant shooter.

Turning Point USA is a club for man-babies not knowing how to adapt to a modern world.

Philip Rivers

Now he’s going after JD Vance’s couches. 😳