them: *spouts ridiculous, single-sourced conspiracy theory* me: *contradicts theory with information from no fewer than five credible news sources * them: stop spreading fake news me:

these are the same people who say things like “I just wish them gays wouldn’t shove it in our face like that”

my mental illness drugs are literally the only thing keeping me from finding out where this person is and shoving a bottle of natural spring water up his butthole

looks like *somebody* disagrees with Chef Ramsay's decision to cut DeMarco on Hell's Kitchen season twelve

WHOSE CAT IS THIS

“We take no pleasure in reporting that Cracker Barrel has fallen” might be the funniest sentence ever composed using the English language.

Happy Fourth, everyone!

barbie in the streets, oppenheimer in the sheets

yearly reminder that there's a photo of me attached to a Mother Jones article about whether or not bears will attack menstruating women motherjones.com/politics/2012/…

I don't think DeSantis is capable of smiling because every single time he tries he looks like a serial predator

moving to threads because elon's a nutsack, find me there at jezebelthegreat and show me your dogs