All these bloody endless TV shows about Cornwall and Devon….what about the Isle of Wight, eyy! I’m gonna really have to push my on going TV sitcom now 😠😠😠

Does anyone else who has worked / works or goes to Wetherspoons a lot notice that the regulars rotate from table to table throughout the day and evening?

Look at me, eyy. Who once as a 13 year old boy cried all night because I couldn’t go to Isle of Wight Festival to see Snow Patrol, to now 14 years later not watching them this weekend because me bloody misses is playing at the same time. As you were x

Made homemade beer battered fish & chips, drank a nice Sauvignon Blanc with it…whilst bloody watching The Hairy Bikers and Jamie Oliver shows. Now just chilling some choc orange cookie dough while sinking a local beer and watching Gordon, Gino & Fred. Fuck me I’m a foodie

Is there a better sensation than a full bodied, fruity and intense red wine? 🤩🤩🤩

I wonder if my neighbours ever hear me talking and making silly noises to myself

Hi. First tweet in a while just to say I ate a whole bag of oven chips yesterday. However I don’t often buy oven chips and I was drunk, so there you go.

It actually kills me sometimes how similar I am to the Kray twins

Did I just hear Plastic Mermaids on the ending credits of Real Madrid vs Man City on BT Sport? 😱

Does anyone ever actually snog each other’s faces off at the front door like on films and television?

BICEP at Glastonbury is like an advert for ecstasy from the BBC right now 😅

Bloody look at me eyy. Been on a day / night out in Landan, had a few bloody jars but now back only blooming watching Only Fools n Horses in some geezas flat on the 16th floor in Islington. Cockney, I can do cockney mate

Halloween weekend and there’s nothing more I want to do than go to LIDL, cook dinner for myself and watch football. I fucking love my life

Does anyone else have a number that comes up ALL the time? People who know me know My number is 17. It’s come up so much today it’s bloody scary mate. Thanks for listening x

fucking hell Piers

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This geeza has been my morning motivation all bloody week son

From Travels with my father, to presenting Sky Sports News You and your old man have come a long way Jack Whitehall 💙