British people call food shit like "bolts and ham" and get mad when we throw their tea in a harbor.

THIS PREIST LOOKS LIKE ANDERSON COOPER

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Can stop with the "democrat" word? We are not those things anymore.

Wipe with your right hand, vape with your left.

Fuck with me, brah. I'll put all your butter knives in the freezer. Mf ain't gonna be able so spread butter after this.

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I just know yall aren't shopping for perfume online.

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