Microdosing polyamory by being in multiple situationships

fell asleep with my bra on and I want a do-over

A reality show about all the men I’m dating who want to be the first to fuck my ass called Race to the Bottom

watching the matrix

I’m pleased to announce I’m buying xanga with $20 I stole from my moms purse, one loose cigarette, and a Diet Coke

therapy isn’t enough i need DRUGS i need ORGASMS i need CHEESE

“You say community dick like it’s a bad thing” - me, a socialist

me: *buys one short sleeve button up* Not me in my masc era

there’s a statistically significant probability i need to see the booty

Me: *in the middle of a mental breakdown* My phone: ⚠️Time to BeReal ⚠️

oops I’m 4 out of 5 and can confirm im very annoying

My love language is telling people to check the plates before they get into an Uber

there needs to be a daughters of almond moms support group

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