the problem’s in my chest / my heart feels cold as ice, but it’s anybody’s guess Cage The Elephant

my problem is i always want to know why

Orangutans are terrifying because they can come in one of two flavors and there's no way to know which kind you're getting until it's too late

Oh-rahn-gah-tangs, the proper surgery spelling of “orangutan” #morphine

reminder to all u cuties

Shoutout to the nurse in my post-op recovery who saw me crying and asking where my mom was (because I’ve never woken up from surgery and NOT had a parent there) and told me “quit it. You’re 19 years old. You don’t need to be crying for your mom.” I hope ur having a good day ma’am

If Adam DeVine and Ben Platt had a child it would be Jaren Lewison

Sensory Overload, Elon’s first site-specific theatrical performance, runs for one night only. This show takes audience members around campus to experience the play in real-time as if it were truly unfolding on a college campus. elonnewsnetwork.com/article/2021/1…

Just because you didn’t intend the harm does not mean you are absolved from accountability

We don’t talk enough about the depression that can come shortly after you actually achieve your biggest goals. It’s a real thing.

Intentional or not, the Vecna deaths look a lot like someone suffering from cataplexy (ya know, minus the floating). Hits in a weird way for someone who does have that and can look like that while having an attack. Just my thoughts #StrangerThings

Watching #survivor2023 and knowing Carolyn confused the fake idol with the real idol 🫣😰

Will continue to tweet about how angry and anxious Carolyn makes me in #Survivor44 like girl. Read those notes.

The way I went from such a Carolyn hater to such a Carolyn stan. I love her. She better win. She really killed this game #Survivor

He’s so real for that