“I asked chatgpt” yeah well I asked the gay people in my phone and they said you’re a bitch ass loser

This is the correct response. Proud of my people. Make nazis afraid again

The June #horrorscopes for Fixed Signs! Your movie is one of my all time favs! TUSK!!

Very brave of them to make this Tylenol Murders Netflix doc boring af

good grief

June #horrorscopes for Mutable Signs

Disliking TRAP is a sign of low intelligence

Does this man have a single non crazy woman in his entire life?? 🫠 #sherripapini #SherriPapiniCaughtintheLie

So is there an official support group for people who have been personally victimized by Bring Her Back orrrrr whatr we doin (complimentary)

Hang this review of Sinners in the Louvre #SinnersMovie

My tattoo client just now hadn’t been online all day so I got to tell her they were fighting and I haven’t felt a high like that in a long time

Glen Powell’s Instagram story right now has a happy national ketchup day post??

WATCH THIS.

boycott Uber

GIVEAWAY - Shudder Original Series THE CREEP TAPES comes to Blu-ray this week (June 10) and we've got TWO COPIES to giveaway. The release features episodic commentary with Mark Duplass & Patrick Brice. To enter, FOLLOW BD & RT THIS TWEET. We'll select two winners on June 13!

New episode of my podcast This Haunted Life drops at midnight EST! Make sure to subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. HauntedLifePodcast.com

In case you were wondering what kind of person Eli Roth was…

Y’all need to march your asses slam to those ballot boxes come midterms otherwise this shit is performative. FLIP 👏🏾 SOME 👏🏾 SEATS!!!! 👏🏾

feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show

If anyone wants to buy me the Midsommar house I will gladly accept 😂🌻🌸🌼