“You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me... I’ll never see you.” Larry David wants everyone to stay home to protect older Californians from #COVID19! He does not do these things. Listen to Larry. #StayHomeSaveLives covid19.ca.gov

If you don’t think we should do #AprilFoolsDay you should know that my kids spent the evening holding a planning meeting where they collaborated on lists of possible pranks they could pull on us & it might be the most educational experience they’ve had in 2 weeks. 🤷‍♀️ #homeschool

For mental health, I highly recommend driving around delivering masks you DIY’d to the doorsteps of people in your community while singing along to Broadway soundtracks at full volume. #InTheHeights was the perfect music today. Paciencia y Fey! ❤️ Thx Lin-Manuel Miranda I feel better.

Me: I wish Oregon would just make the call and close schools for the rest of the year. We all know it’s coming and honestly it would be a relief to make it official. Oregon: Schools are closed, officially. Me: 😭 I’m not ready for this 😭

I hired a full time teaching assistant to make sure the kids stay on track. She’s strict but fair. I’m paying her in treats. #homeschoollife #helpme #teachingassistant #covid19 #weratedogs #rubythewonderdog

I am so doing this on our sidewalk! 😂

One thing we’re going to be really good at, as a society, is estimating distance in 6’ increments. #SocialDistancing

I told my kids that the tooth fairy didn’t come last night because she’s practicing #SocialDistancing but I don’t think they’re buying it.... 🤷‍♀️

.Panic! At The Disco, The Roots and I perform “Under Pressure” with At Home Instruments #FallonAtHome #QuaranTune

If you’re wondering how long it takes to pressure wash this much sidewalk, the answer is: #Hamilton, #IntheHeights, #IntotheSpiderverse, & #EaglesGreatestHits. Also, if you’re wondering if the pressure washer is loud enough to drown out my singing: No. #measureinmusic

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The #2020 version of bringing a plate of fresh baked cookies to a party is dropping off homemade masks on a friend’s porch. #facemask #Covid_19 #pandemiclife

#BlackLivesMatter Sherwood, Oregon

I thought about trying to post something about the crazy whirl of emotions I’m feeling this week. Instead, here’s a super cool spiderweb I discovered inside one of my canning jars. #natureisbeautiful

Watching #HamiltonFilm with the kids, who have only listened to (and love) the recording. 11yo: “That guy (Leslie Odom, Jr. ) is really nailing the voice!” 😂

Yes! 😂 #aaronburr

Please, you gotta look your best. 👁 #maybeshesbornwithit #maybeitsquarantine #nomascaranoentrada #maskup #nomasknoentry

‘It may take time, but your vote is worth counting for’ — 'Hamilton' star and musician Leslie Odom, Jr. is willing to wait for his vote to be counted for the sake of democracy #WaitForIt (via RepresentUs)

If your kid lost a board game, then accused everyone else of cheating, demanded they declare him the winner, and then set the game on fire so no one else could play.....you’d put them in time out from being the president, right?

I entered the Papa Murphy's Together We Tailbake #Sweepstakes! Enter for a chance to win $10,000 and free Papa Murphy's pizza for a year! togetherwetailbake.com