So excited to announce the upcoming splatterpunk horror-comedy novel ZOMBACON! This exquisite corpse style novel features 13 horror writers, including myself! The Kickstarter is coming soon. Keep an eye out for details!

Zombacon comes out in March!

Kickstarter becomes live on 9/24!

Look what dropped today! kickstarter.com/projects/zomba…

Over the halfway mark! kck.st/3Py6Yev

DEAD FORMAT hit 50% today! On behalf of Mike Lombardo, Samantha, Nathan D. Ludwig 👊 💋, and everyone else involved with DeadFormatFilm... THANK YOU! Let's keep it going. Tell your friends. indiegogo.com/projects/dead-…

Some girls want diamonds.

There are theaters everywhere. Palace Theaters but dozens if not hundreds of others. State Theaters. Capitol Theaters. The Secret History of the Palace Theater, out in June, deals with (presumably) only one of these. Won't you share images of your theaters, Palace or otherwise?

I’ve got an announcement coming up soon. Call this a pre-announcement.

Eevee isn’t scared of ol’ Hylineas. It’s Brian Keene you have to watch out for. Come play Magic and D&D at Vortex!

Watching the Memorial Day parade from Vortex Books and Comics right now.

34! Hahahhahahahaha!!!

Fly hunting

I’ve been in a bad place lately, but I have some really great friends that have been guiding me through it. You know who you are. Thanks.

I feel like my idea of flirting comes across like a small child trying to make friends in Kindergarten.

Hey folks, I know I don’t check into the X that often anymore, but I just wanted to let you know I’ll be at the Harrisburg Comic and Pop Con this weekend. I would love to see you all there. facebook.com/fourstatecomic…

Never thought at almost 40 years old, I’d still have to deal with unsolicited dick pics, but here we are!