I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

pikachu photobombing Phantom, but look how huge this Snorunt is, wtf

4th time i sleep like 12 hours to just go straight back to work

Stupid ass driver cut me off and flipped me off, i hate Stupid ass drivers, learn to fucking drive jesus christ

You know when u see "suggested friends" and u dont wanna add them so u hit "remove", but they still show back up wtf Facebook ?

Co-worker (long time worker there) says im probably one of favorite / most liked PSE (pretty much grunt-work employee) in the whole building, and that made my day 😊

The guy @ the supplement store new my name for their system, i guess I go there too much 😂

*buys sandwich* guy: "hey are u gonna eat that? can i have it?" me:

I have seen some people do some weird ass shit in the gym and I'm not even surprised anymore at this point

"you workout you arms too much" Hey, stfu

McD's Employees ranting about a woman driving off to me saying "fuck her!" is what I live for

I. Love. Food. 🙌🏼😭💙

I might be living on my own soon? 🤔

My cousin goin around stealing from the elderly, wtf dude 😤

Food Date with an omelette 👌🏼😍

“Fair” match ups Oh yeaahh, 2 diamonds, a master, a plat, and one gold… yeah average seems to be about gold 4. Smh 🤦🏻 Riot Games

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Updated my password Apparently i was hacked ☠️