Juneteenth is about pride and perseverance, steadfastness and strength. I’m wishing everyone a meaningful holiday that renews our commitment to the ideals of freedom and equality.

Jack, we cannot move to Dubai right now. First we have to fuck up a couple huge American Corporations.

Get it through your head, Jake, I'm not the CTO of any major corporations.

I'm the spicy new CTO, you need to watch in 2025. About to terminate the vice president....

Nancy Pelosi, you may stay where you are. Nice try though.

EPD/SPD, the FBI is going to be here in about five years to arrest most of you. Good luck.

Find a Forester

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I'll get right on that, Bitch.

hello apple computers, I require a new telephone. Please ship your most recent beta to my residence address. Product(RED). Either that, or just a regular yellow SE. thx.

FDMCK

Most people cannot believe it whenever they find out I am a federal agent, rather than a criminal. United States Army Corps of Engineers is still an important part of the American Governments. Man that guy biden signed this crappy law about rebuilding infrastructure.

ACLU BREAKING: A judge ordered the release of Mahmoud Khalil.

Hi, My name's Jesse, and I need a couple blowjobs.

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Your opinions are not very valuable to me, though valid.

Old men with the name Boy are weird. Stay away from them.

Well after the apocalypse, I met a young woman named Dana, it's a unisex name meaning "From Denmark".

...Dana was a "tweaker" who loved to go hiking. So my friend Mr. Mackey and I took her up three famous creeks to go gemfinding...

Jane can become very annoying. jane is my wife.