tonight has been me a nonwhite girl yes my attempt at the white girl genre of self satire ok thank you love you good night!!

like my flaws are such an inherent part of myself that i purposefully center bc then my friendships are forced to be so genuine and full of intentional love!!!! ❤️ (;

i am annoying bc i would rather someone love me than dislike me

last night i quit my toxic service industry job i was having nightmares about! and this morning my boss was still finding an excuse to yell at me so now im gentle parenting him!

my mother is using chatgpt to be native american english speaker passing on paper

oh my god i forgot that people can use wesleyan in that way

i don’t care what you say vampire weekend is headbanger music to ME

i think it’s time for me to finally watch the sopranos

me: showing the bouncer my id in my cute hello kitty keychain him: ooh pretty me: wait my picture or my case him:… your nails?

This is such good reporting from the The Harvard Crimeson: There are about 27,000 high schools in the U.S. Over the past 15 years, 1 in 11 students at Harvard have come from just 21 high schools. So 9.1% of Harvard students come from 0.07% of US schools. David Brooks

horror story: i read my therapist a man’s text to me and she said it was “very mature” and she “LIKED IT”

iphone update that prevents you from sending texts if you’re in a *** episode

wait is the word patsy like an industry plant but for assassins

Why everyone naming their cat miso mochi and matcha but not lao gan ma

it’s just so unfortunate that i was thinking ab becoming a brunette and then they posted clairo on their story later the same day. like im trying so hard to be better yall.

trying to find a snack in fridge of my childhood home and the cheese expired the year i graduated college

you know once in a while no matter how hard you try sometimes you’re gonna look in the mirror and find you’ve accidentally ended up back with a ramona flower’s haircut