Jessica Beard (@jesscbeard) 's Twitter Profile
Jessica Beard

@jesscbeard

Chem PhD @Swagergroup '23 || @NUChemistry alum. she/her

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calendar_today27-03-2020 14:30:09

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Kayla Storme (@kaylastorme) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I had a wonderful time attending the Charter II NOBCChE Official Collaborative meeting this past week at Carnegie Mellon University with some of my fellow MIT Chemists! Thank you MIT Chemistry for supporting us and the Swager Group and SmithLabMIT for supporting me!

I had a wonderful time attending the Charter II <a href="/NOBCChE/">NOBCChE Official</a> Collaborative meeting this past week at <a href="/CarnegieMellon/">Carnegie Mellon University</a> with some of my fellow MIT Chemists! Thank you <a href="/ChemistryMIT/">MIT Chemistry</a> for supporting us and the <a href="/SwagerGroup/">Swager Group</a> and <a href="/SmithLabMIT/">SmithLabMIT</a> for supporting me!
Jessica Beard (@jesscbeard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I would like to go back in time to last week and have a stern conversation with past!me, who inexplicably thought "It's just an updated CV, a research summary, and cover letter. How long could it take to write?" 🙃

Jessica Beard (@jesscbeard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I would like to have words with whoever is behind the "Save as Adobe PDF" and "Export to PDF" buttons in MS Word producing different outcomes 🤦‍♀️

Jessica Beard (@jesscbeard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Always make sure your reflux condensers are securely attached, folks, or make your downstairs neighbors sad 🤦‍♀️😭

Always make sure your reflux condensers are securely attached, folks, or make your downstairs neighbors sad 🤦‍♀️😭
Stephanie E Suarez (@geologiststephy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Having to ask "weird barbie" for advice is the equivalent of having to ask the most senior grad student for department lore and how to navigate in said space.

Having to ask "weird barbie" for advice is the equivalent of having to ask the most senior grad student for department lore and how to navigate in said space.
Only In Boston (@onlyinbos) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You can't drive moving trucks on Storrow Drive. You can't drive moving trucks on Storrow Drive. You can't drive moving trucks on Storrow Drive. You can't drive moving trucks on Storrow Drive. You can't drive moving trucks on Storrow Drive. Have a nice day.

Jessica Beard (@jesscbeard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm in a mad scramble to find housing near Caltech, and a fun twist in this effort has been realtors/landlords that won't let me apply without seeing the unit in person!! SOS 💀😭

seven ex machina (@toomanyspectra) 's Twitter Profile Photo

actually a bit eldritch how grad school lures you in with promises of arcane knowledge but then drives you to an incurable madness

Máté Bezdek (@mjbezdek) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨We are hiring! Our team is looking for a postdoc to work at the interface of chemistry, materials science and chemical engineering for sensor development. Apply now at the link below: jobs.ethz.ch/job/view/JOPG_…

🚨We are hiring! Our team is looking for a postdoc to work at the interface of chemistry, materials science and chemical engineering for sensor development. 

Apply now at the link below: jobs.ethz.ch/job/view/JOPG_…
Michael Mannchen (@michaelsrxn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A problem with the advice "don't eat anything that has ingredients that you can't pronounce" is that I'm am an organic chemist, so I can basically pronounce all the ingredients