Went for a nap at 6pm on the sofa post chinese dinner feast, then 3 am woke up absolutely BAFFLED still covered in prawn cracker crumbs pitch black room. wtf is in these edibles now days man, had my soul snatched into a coma instead of a nap 😭

Left over chinese for breakfast and a big cup of tea and some digestives. Adjusting from all inclusive buffet for 7 days back to normal life is well hard, cant stop fuckin eating 😆

Day off today and i intend to spend the entire day in bed watching tik toks and snacking, might even nap. Living the dream man

I know you can filter sizes etc on a clothing website but I wish you could like exclude shit like particular colours! Looking for an evening guest dress but why’s it showing so many white dresses on most sites!! I always thought white is a big no no unless your the bride!

My whole 🌍

Most chilled out saturday 🙌🏼

Sunny Sundays 🥰

Solo friday nights as he’s out with the guys at a bbq. Ive got a bottle of wine on the go with a straw and the 90’s hip hop playlist going. House work is so much more fun drunk 🙌🏼😂

Spotted the biggest spider in the flat, went to get the hoover to get rid and its bloody gone 😭i feel sickkkkk

How mint is clean bedding, especially if you’ve shaved your legs. Sliding around like a baby seal

Deep cleaned the house today, food shops on the way too. Going to light a candle and feast my evening away in my lovely clean home 🥰

Watching the perfect neighbour on netflix and this is so sad. Only half way through and my heart is breaking for those poor kids

struggling with a brutal chesty cough 🆘

Only I would do my knee in the week before my 30th bday, works do and christmas. Crutches, knee support and rest. Time to do nothing but sit about and eattttttt 😂

good to see he got his coin back

The local parking menace at it again 🙄🤣

Wake up, smoke weed, do whatever tf makes you happy, stay positive.

Why is the last minuet on the washing machine so fucking long 🤬 The overstimulation of the noise of a washing machine in an open floor plan flat is hell. Counting down the seconds for this fucker to stop spinninggggg

exhausted man, endo flares really suck the soul of out a bad bitch😢

Turns out I actually have a severe kidney infection 😭 these antibiotics need to kick in asap