Right winger wearing 10? Game's gone.

Excuse me?

Broke: Rent Bespoke: Subscription housing

Going to start saying “i will only pay $5 for an airline ticket” around my phone 24/7

If anyone wants to be my neighbor, both houses across the street from me are going on the market

Overfaturation

I hope the Microsoft Authenticator app is preventing a lot of hacks because I want to violently kill it

SPACs are publicly traded concepts of a plan

I’m being so serious right now. Couple of 4 bedroom houses in beautiful Grapevine TX coming on the market soon. My guess is in the $550-$650k range. I am accepting neighbor applications in my DMs

You’re a basketball dad who has a 10 yo who can’t dribble and a junior in high school who barely made JV and that’s okay. ✌️ ☮️ 🏀

And people wonder why auto insurance rates have gone up so much

Long healthcare *this is a joke*

People freaking out in the comments over Trump buying *checks notes* 3% 10 year muni bonds

Just say “I’m an idiot”. It’s cleaner.

I've always loved this meditation from G.K. Chesterton.

Honestly? Fair play

Somehow all of the above:

Lmao

Excited for the Eric Adams shit-post about this