Thanks to group messages, the amount of private Instagram meme accounts I've had to follow in the past month is outrageous.

Good morning to everyone, except people who take our Tabasco bottles.

When Malört puts your ass in the jackpot Big Cat Barstool Radio

this is twitter not google

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

Shoutout to whoever invented the straw. This shit is real convenient.

Major shoutout to the homie Jelly Roll for performing Welcome to the Traphouse tonight. Throwbacks are what it's all about.

Can someone explain to me why the bathroom attendant is offering Funyuns?

Inspiration. x.com/youngdolph/sta…

smarturl.it/StillStriving/… Out now

Thanks for letting me get stung by a bee Kevin Grogan

I just checked in at Shamrock Club on #Yelp and earned the Barfly badge! yelp.com/biz/shamrock-c…

lil pump make music for scholars that jus graduated from oxford with a masters in aerospace technology n minor'd in biochemical engineering

I've tried to lock my car (that's at least 300 miles away) probably 17 times today

LIL PUMP x.com/ernestbaker/st…

You’re under arrest x.com/cjorgensen79/s…

RIP Lil Peep trib.al/0znzuu8

Losing the trust of Young Metro. x.com/shadychami/sta…

I really hate complaining about things through social media, but jeez DIRECTV. I've called about my bill being wrong each of the last four months and it still isn't fixed? And your customer service line hangs up on me when I call? The worst.