Oh sure but I wear this outfit in Jr. High and I'm a "traffic cone" cooool.

Things got… horny

To celebrate tonight’s Oscars, here’s an exchange between me and my dad.

Well I never expected to hear a McDonald's commercial and experience grief!

Instagram Toilet 🤝 Dump

Verily I say unto thee, life in plastic, it’s fantasic.

He’s so wrong, there’s no such thing as improv money

Poor Things (2023)

It’s over! Tried to warn you!

I tried it. I crushed it. Easy.

Bout to board a plane with a man dressed in a full Riddler costume so, it’s been real y’all ✌️

I swear the thing that will push me over the edge is a reminder email to complete a survey.