Finally, Hogan is out of the nWo

My peak performance morning routine? Coffee, toast, then enter my Microsoft Authenticator six-digit code about 500 times

You know bro…#HomeRunPitches

“Excuse me while I plug this portable CD player into my car’s cassette deck like the goddamn boss that I am.” - Me, 1995

This is the most #GuardsBall game ever

How #GuardsBall is it to clinch a playoff birth on a HBP??? HELL YES!

Belief is a powerful thing, especially in your darkest moments. Let’s go Guards!!

Say hello to our old friend Josh before Seattle ends your season ends next week.

every time there's a ring night in the NBA, I think about October 25, 2016 when the Cavs got their rings and the Guardians/Indians hosted and won Game 1 of the World Series the same night. the vibes in downtown cleveland were immaculate, will never forget it

I think Will Smith’s foot was off the plate when the runner scored, but there’s no way MLB is walking off a World Series Game 7 on a replay review.

This is career-ending for Megyn Kelly. 15 year olds are CHILDREN. They can’t drive. They can’t see rated R movies. But disgusting 50 year old men should be allowed to rape them? Goodbye. Forever.

Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's

Bah gawd, that’s not Dusty Rhodes…that’s Ken Carman! He’s here to lead the Michigan Wolverines through some hard times, daddy!

Happy for the win, but that last play was pretty obviously PI by Denzel Ward in the end zone #browns

The @browns are a 4 who was dating an 8, but decided they should be able to pull a 10. So they broke it off and ended up settling for a 5.

This is amazing because A) I’ve always wanted my own Lucha Libre mask B) I can hide my face and still be an @browns fan