We’ve been busy having kids and painting bats. I’m gonna pick this account back up. By a show of hands...who still uses Twitter? 🤚🏻

Everyone’s iPhones in this restaurant are going off. #FlashFloodWarning NashSevereWx

Back in July my family stayed at a hotel in Cleveland. When we got to our room I turned on the TV and The Office was on. We sat there and watched it. Tonight (7 months later) my 5 year old was talking about Michael Scott burning his foot on grill.

She had never seen The Office before that night and we haven’t watched it since nor have we talked about it. Not sure why she’s been holding onto this for so long or why she chose tonight to bring it up. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Still here 👋🏻

We're back at #PorterFlea today. Come on out and wrap up your Christmas shopping. #PFHoliday16 instagram.com/p/BN13wmEBkWL/

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Wife stranded in Dallas w our baby. americanair won't give her bags or car seat. Was told to go to the gas station and buy whatever needs.

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I know a little boy that is happy Daddy is home 😊😍👬⚾️ ❤️Jake Arrieta

IDEA ALERT: An ice machine that also spits out water at the same time. It would cut the getting a glass of ice water time in half.💧

Watching the Apple Keynote like m.youtube.com/watch?v=xz-hTJ…

Look, mom! I made a thing that a baseball team put in a frame and gave to a real baseball player! x.com/Dbacks/status/…

I stepped on a duck today. And I feel really bad about that. Just wanted to say it.