No one should be allowed to wink apart from drunk Audrey Hepburn. And even that's fucking disgusting.

I saw three different species of Swift today. Ha ha you didn't

Richard Strauss must've had a strong suspicion that at the end of Im Abendrot he was essentially writing the very last authentic, sincere perfect cadence in the centuries-long canon of Western classical music. And there's no dominant 7th. Respect.

To stop people sticking them in their ears, they should make cotton buds really loud

I suspect "arguably" often means "I haven't got a decent argument and don't want to be interrogated". I may be wrong, but arguably I'm not.

New! OOH... YOU ARE AWFUL (1972) With Paul Litchfield and Jeremy Limb Charlie Tully has to get a glimpse of four women's bums in order to locate half a million in a Swiss bank account. It's hardly Buñuel but what do you expect from a Dick Emery movie? patreon.com/posts/ooh-you-…

Spoiler: all the adventures are shit. patreon.com/posts/potom-co…

Why is everyone going on about some jacked raper?

I don't have any expertise, experience or interest in the subject but I reckon you should only murder someone if you do it with your whole heart ❤️

The last good thing to happen

"Rachmaninoff" "playing" "Chopsticks". youtu.be/rJXrODGSDRQ

Lou Reed's Perfect Day sounds more like a Plagal Day to me

New POTOm! It's like Last of the Summer Wine with all the swearing left in. patreon.com/posts/potom-02…

Finally worked out why I can't sleep: I'm not tired

What if Superman had landed in the 1970s public information film Apaches?

Demander-in-chief

Who says we don't suffer for our art? Now you can too! patreon.com/posts/potom-co…

I'm sure this came about because the music is excellent

Rewatching Kenneth Clark's Civilisation

PODCAST TEAM-UP! It's like when Scooby Doo met the Harlem Globetrotters! Or when Trumpton met King of the Hill! Paul and I talk 'Ooh You Are Awful' with Tyler Adams on his excellent Goon Pod Film Club. Which means we've voluntarily watched it twice. patreon.com/posts/guest-po…