I think this is the end of Twitter isn’t it?

Happy Birthday Channel 4!

What a wonderful thread! 🎟️🎟️🎟️

Is anyone here a whizz at photoshop and can help me doctor a photo?

Ahhh a memory from years ago: when we’d be driving home from my Grandma and Grandad’s on Christmas Day. Two houses on their street would compete with each other via the Christmas lights; each lit up like garish, festive cruise ships.

Big mood.

Judging by Google’s predictive text, I’m not the first to search for “Harry Styles As It Was A-Ha Take On Me”. 👀

Has Trump said the Georgia Senate run-off election was rigged yet? It’s just I have a bet running and I don’t want to lose the money.

MERRY CHRISTMAS 😛

For those of you who haven’t watched the interview in full — Meghan is mocking herself here. Don’t you love it when people take things out of context to serve their own narrative? 😂

That is the first time I’ve heard the Meghan Markle and Brexit issues conflated (their appearance happening at the same point) and the penny drops. It makes total sense.

The utter shame is on Jeremy Clarkson and The Sun today, nobody else.

I kid you not, the lady serving me in Wine Rack just now was called Chardonnay. 👀

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Reading The Alan Rickman Diaries. He loves the word ‘desultory’.

The subway doors just opened and a snowball whizzed in and hit someone in the face. Ahhh Toronto.

The following companies are headquartered in Tennessee: Firestone Dollar General Captain D's Gordon Biersch Brewing Company AutoZone Cracker Barrel Jack Daniels Nissan Perkin's Restaurant Regal Theaters Ruby Tuesday TSC Tractor Supply Company We can hit them where they hurt.