Marijuana is legal in Canada now which means my theatre shows will smell like weed... Just like they did before.

My favorite Improv Club Chicago Improv sponsors the Wauconda team. Please vote for that game for the kids. So they can eat. 😅

I'm at my friends birthday party. Worst party ever. Everybody's just hungover.

Great to hear Bob Cole calling the Habs game after the Toronto Maple Leafs. Sad they've pushed him out over the years. I know he's old and makes some mistakes but I still prefer him to anyone. #legend #thanks #nhl

Another wipe. Already over at halftime. Fix your league NFL. This is boring. We're all going back to church. 😅 #parity #patriotsalwayswin #zzz #watchingcurlingnow

Garbage #NFL! Another blown call manipulates the game. Every year this happens to a team. Your product stinks. And I was hoping for the Rams #saints #rippedoff #forcedovertime #pfft

My #dangerouslyhandsometour continues tonight in Newfoundland. What with yesterdays time change and the weird half hour shit that goes on here, no clue what time it starts. But it's tonight. I think. 😄

Hey NHL - Quit calling back goals with offside video reviews. There's linesman on the ice. Nobody cares if a guy is offside by half an inch. Get rid of it. It's garbage.

Happy Mother's Day to my wonderful Mom! Also to the "Muther's" reffing the hockey game this afternoon. Somehow the Carolina guy get's the only penalty here?! I've already turned it off NHL. #Another #garbage #call

Great news Ontario - October 5th, I'm playing CasinoRama. Huge room, holds 5,000 ppl. Shack is already rehearsing his bark. 👣 🐾 🇨🇦 Tix just went on sale. Here's the link - ticketmaster.ca/event/100056A2…

The #NHL advocates fair play and good sportsmanship. Apparently this shrimp doesn't. So tough, hiding behind safety glass... Probably a bank teller. 😅 #weakeffort #rudedude #poorsport #respecttheotherteam #safetyglasshero

Just discovered my twitter account works again. Was off for months. Not sure what happened? Special gig in Ottawa tonight. Come. I'm not bad at this.

Took this photo in Ottawa and it's Pride Weekend. Now that's some serious advertising.

The NBA should just leave China. Tired of big business getting in the way of people doing the right thing. Disgusting display.

Check it out. My writing partner's book is killing it on Amazon. It's now been chosen editor's choice. Congrats Daniel Sugar.

Just heard Hockey Night in Canada's replacing Don Cherry with Jann Arden. Ok, maybe I dreamt that? #insensitive #coachescorner #doncherry

Sad watching the Kadri video during the game. Always liked that player. Too bad. #Nhl #MapleLeafs #Stillnocup

It's cold in LA. It's never cold here. I went to make hot chocolate, but the pack was so old it came out yellow. 😳

These are awesome - Already ordered them. Found my new stage socks! #sharksocks #havebite

Had fun performing the Hotz Show for my friends @ottawa_tourism room service concert series. If you missed it, here are my 3 fave things to do when visiting 1) Buy a bag of egg rolls from the Lucky Key. 2) Experiment at the experimental farm. 3)Visit the PM with Shack.