BREAKING: Leaked footage of OJ Simpson’s shocking final moments revealed

(via TMZ)

Smoothies seem to elect one the fruits as their representative

I thought Dune 2 was the best movie of 2024 until I watched this masterpiece (sound on).

asking the guys at pickup basketball it they’ve ever been in love

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives and a Happy New Year! daleeeee

subway should be a clothing-optional establishment

the tooth fairy really has a monopoly on the children’s teeth market

my mom saved all my baby teeth but she been able to flip them since the economy is all fucked

I can’t believe umbrellas work. Like, oh, it’s pouring rain? Let me bring a wee smidgeon of shelter

my crowning achievement

not my real eyes realizing real lies 🙄

this video is so spot on honesty

just made myself laugh imagining a Cake “The Distance” needle drop in the middle of Oppenheimer

shopping online for sunglasses

Met a guy who has a cat named 400

just learned when you un-send a GIF on iMessage it explodes

desperately scouring the replies for people who said “hippo” so I can call them an absolute fool

doing a land acknowledgment at the Barbie screening