I... did just host a party focused on making cocktails with only blended fruit and liquor as ingredients

you may find this obvious, but it seems cruelty and splashy news is the point, cortisol-blitzkrieg-administration

I take actual psychic damage going to a nice restaurant in a place that, from the outside, looks more suburban than my hometown in iowa.

Pixels and audio waveforms only!

i'm about to be so rich

Excited to share a new paper that aims to narrow the conceptual gap between the idealized notion of Kolmogorov complexity and practical complexity measures for neural networks.

Our new Gemini 2.5 Computer Use model is now available in the Gemini API, setting a new standard on multiple benchmarks with lower latency. These are early days, but the model’s ability to interact with the web – like scrolling, filling forms + navigating dropdowns – is an

I hope you like the model! It was fun to work on and this type of work is super informative in the real strengths and weaknesses of models acting as agents having to operate in real, arbitrary settings instead of carefully curated ones.

Nice try but I'm really good at cards, really like winning, and have (almost) convinced my management chain that everything is reducible to games.

It can actually both be a bubble and be way more impactful than most people are expecting, due to the magic of economics!

I texted my wife about how cold it was this morning. Still feeling pretty good about our agi race prospects

it's mind boggling how early bars close in SF until you look around at 11:30 and realize you've been the only person there for an hour

knew it!!!!!

The essence of the Midwest is people who, despite some similarities, consider the South to be our ancestral enemies. When an east coast mba asks a Midwesterner to say "y'all" instead of "you guys" to be more gender neutral, three new Republicans emerge from the cornfields.

Halloween parties are now apparently antisocial behavior. Got em.

how much of a little bitch do you have to be to form a political alliance with people who think your wife and kids are subhuman

For people without a green card, being laid off is likely one of the most devastating experiences. I can certainly feel the pain.

I assume meta's still-employed-notice-period counts against the 60 day timer, but you know, 60 days is really not that long to find a job!