Absolutely hilarious bit from Brad Allen: "it was so weird! 70 reported as eligible, but lined up in the position of an ineligible players. And 68 didn't report, but lined up as an eligible receiver. Crazy! So weird that the Lions would do that. Anyway..." x.com/calvinwatkins/…

This dude uploaded a video 5 years ago titled “Being Ugly: My Experience”. A random girl commented saying he was cute. They meet and end up getting married. Huge W

I’ll be on the Sunday Night Football on NBC pregame around 7:50 tomorrow if anybody is interested in checking it out. There will be one seat empty at Ford Field tomorrow. I feel after 30 years my dad deserves to have his seat so his jersey and ashes will be in Seat 14. Let’s do this Detroit Lions ✌🏻

Every Detroit Lions playoff win feels like the Super Bowl, you guys.

Excuse me for stating the obvious truth.  I do so out of love for this country and the pain of learning, once again, that children have been killed by gun violence. If we as a country want to find the collective will within ourselves to change our gun laws, let’s stop playing

Already rooting against Bosa but this making me sell all my Joe Burrow stock yuck

lost another game because of Izzo punting on the center position btw

I'm not sure we all fully grasp that there's a big room where old people yell nonsense at each other and that's how we get laws

The entire movie simply does not work if this song isn’t as good as it is. So rare for a supposedly genius work of art in-story to actually be any good, but this is everything it should be and more.

We really just said fuck it let’s call up the entire Mudhens bullpen and become the best team in baseball

My dude actually won x.com/schuld_eth/sta…

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

The Detroit Lions offense is the ONLY team with more offensive TD (18) than incompletions (16) in a 4-game span since the merger. Incomprehensible.

What a win for the Lions. They played like dogshit for large portions of the game and still won on the road. Mark of a really good team

Only 1 player in NBA history has hit >42% on 3s while attempting at least 11 per 36 minutes, according to Basketball Reference. He has done it 5 times. That player is Steph Curry. Someone else is on pace to become the second player ever in this group: Malik Beasley. Wow. What a season.

Something sad about Joann Fabrics shutting down. It's weird. It's just a fabric store. Thread. Needles. Crafts. It always has that kind of cinnamon-type smell that makes you think of craft fairs. I think it's sad in this peculiar way because it's a store your mom and grandma

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

American Idol casually found the best singer in America on their first try and no one has come close since.