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Malzahn

@jeremiahmalzahn

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calendar_today11-03-2015 20:58:49

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XXL just dropped their 2025 Freshman Class featuring Gabagool, Bob, HP Laserjet M725dn, Vince Vaughn, Tito Owe, Moe from 3 stooges, uuuuad Tripin, 2001RugratsOrangeVHS, BPD Skin and some other random bitch ❔❔ who the fuck are these people? And who the fuck listens to them?

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Wild to me how USPS can hold your package that’s just sitting in their building for an extra 7 days purely because it says “expected delivery the 9th” when you schedule to pick it up where it’s sitting you have to pay an extra $20 just for their fat asses to get up and give it

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God damn it bro, every time I’m just chillin and then out of nowhere someone gotta mention how they miss Hyper Scape or they make a montage and I sit there like “damn we really had the perfect fuckin game” too bad it was used as a sacrifice to appease the Ubi gods for more slop.

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I was looking back at old Hyper Scape clips and noticed just how dogshit my aim was back then, I would’ve been mad too if I died to some retard with mediocre aim falling from the sky. Imagine if I had a PC longer than 4 months before the game came out.

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AI Stan Lee after 8 million questions break his digital Disney™️disguise and it's revealed that he's actually the AI Darth Vader from Fortnite

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I wish a massive group of people would raid the Vatican archives and see what information is truly down there. Why would you need hyper specific details of something you wanna research down there if you don’t know it’s down there? Why is it so guarded? 12 miles of untapped info.

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The fact that GCI Alaska Support has such a chokehold on the retards of Alaska is too funny to me. They monopolize as the only internet provider to Alaska and they’re dogshit at it. They can’t stay afloat somehow and always have outages. This whole state needs to be taken over by Russia.

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I’m seeing hyper scape nostalgia on my birthday. Yall don’t want me on that game again lmao be glad it’s gone so freaks like me don’t make you miserable with a single ability.

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All it’s going to take to hear people calling me shit at the game again while dominating them with one ability and a single shot.

All it’s going to take to hear people calling me shit at the game again while dominating them with one ability and a single shot.
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I can’t wait to abuse all the broken shit in hyper scape again lmfao. The three tap combo that is uncounterable. Staying in the air forever with cooldowns, going under the map, one tap sniping the invis armor crutch bums. Way more to be found.

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So Americans are starting to see that Israel is controlling all of our shit right and now out of the blue for no fuckin reason at all a magical Iranian missile hits our shit? Mhmhm not a coincidence at all.