But seriously, who buys a teen beauty pageant?

Everyone googling “is Chronic Venous Insufficiency fatal?”

*insert position that will be the exact opposite in 3 days*

This is such a weirdass timeline we’ve fallen into when Nick fucking Fuentes is right.

Most of your favorite “Christian leaders”would be behind bars, my dude. But go ahead.

Hey Donald J. Trump

PLEASE sue them, Donald J. Trump! The discovery “will be wild.”

Heritage Foundation Founder Edwin Feulner Dead At 83. Relocated to hell.

Celebrating a fast food company offering soda with real cane sugar in a glass bottle while losing your health insurance is clown behavior!

Lock his ass up too, see if we care

Again, it’s a weird time when a self-avowed antisemitic white nationalist is posting some of the more on point tweets about how Trump is playing his base. (Still, fuck Nick Fuentes.)

You people have been screaming about pedophiles and child sex rings for YEARS. Pizzagate, Qanon, Wayfair, that Tim Ballard—it’s been a singular theme. NOW you give it up? You have zero core values. None. The only thing motivating you is a disgusting appetite for hate.

Colin Wright is the Riley Gaines of academia, making careers out of being 5th place but thinking they always deserve 1st.

$1B on an airplane none of us will ever fly on, and $200M for a ballroom none of us will ever dine in, but we can’t “afford” to feed hungry kids.

Thanks for all your hard work on this important issue currently plaguing Kentucky schools, Lindsey Tichenor KY Senate 6 As a parent, my biggest concern was that my kid might not have a competitive future in the age of AI if he didn’t know cursive 🫠🫠🫠