I could be wrong, but celebs don’t slide into DMs. My current situation these days includes PreK classes & Senior Living rehab visits. I’m happy to talk about shower chairs, rubber soled socks. My banter may only include the words: No, Up, Help, Car, Dog, Balls, Drink, Snack😂

Dairy of a Daughter on Duty - Day 81 The big day has arrived! My mother is going home! Mickey and Morty are so happy!

We made it

.Matt Rife is actually so inspiring. #ForbesUnder30

Loved listening to Matt Rife on the #2Bears1Cave podcast with #TomSegura! Made this exceptional education teaching, Sam Cooke loving, true comedy fan laugh and smile. “You wouldn’t do this at Hamilton!” 😍😂 #autism #SamCooke

So excited to watch Matt Rife special November 15th! Very excited to see him in Savannah this weekend! Just got ticket confirmation!! #standupcomedy

Much needed weekend away in Savannah to see Matt Rife. Hysterical! So funny! 😂 Highly recommend checking him out in your city during his #ProbleMATTICtour. Very excited to see his success, such a genuine, thoughtful guy. #InspiredbyMattRife #Rife4Life

I’ll be watching! 🙌 #MattRife #StandupComedy #NetflixNaturalSelection

While in town to promote is first Netflix special, "Natural Selection," Matt Rife sat down with Vogue to talk comedy, his glow up and his biggest fears. Learn more: vogue.cm/VROP5Z2

Currently watching #BelowDeck season 11. The #Outlander crossover I didn’t know I needed. Kyle in a kilt + Captain Kerry Captain Kerry = my favorite season of Bravo #BelowDeck facebook.com/share/r/P8RNX4…

Bringing new meaning to “The customer is always right.”#BelowDeck crew hustling during this charter. “…order a doorbell from Amazon.” 😆 Having flashbacks to my time as front desk manager at 5 star/5 diamond oceanfront resort. Captain Kerry is so supportive. #7starservice

#belowdeck

#BelowDeck Not so much worried about garnishes or a drizzle, but Captain Kerry talks with Chef, Paris, and Fraser

Ok yachties, now let's get in formation! Don't miss the season finale of #BelowDeck TONIGHT 👯

For my UK friends, Bravo #BelowDeckAdventure is now available on E4. Vacation vicariously while we get through #Droughtlander. Norway is breathtaking! 🇳🇴 🇦🇺 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 #Adventure #Ships #BingeWatch #Vikings #CaptainKerry

Watching Season 12 of #BelowDeck St. Maarten is gorgeous! Crew dynamics are like nothing I’ve ever seen on the show. Loved #CaptainKerry helping his daughter with school project by phone #CommunicationisKey