Wolf-Biderman is estimated to be larger than Mount Everest. Let me tell you, this is NOT a mountain I want to climb! Emily Hardy-White

500 billion pounds. This freaking thing weighs about 500 BILLION pounds!!! Why is this happening?! Emily Hardy-White

President Beck plans to send a team of 6 astronauts into outer space on a spaceship called the Messiah. If that’s not the coolest thing you’ve ever heard then what are you doin with your life? Emily Hardy-White

The goal is to put nuclear bombs inside of the comet and hopefully the explosion will push it off of its course. Fingers crossed everybody! Emily Hardy-White

Am about to report on the Messiah’s trip to the comet. Can’t wait to see the video feed! Make sure you tune in to MSNBC for more! Emily Hardy-White

Dude, the comet was blue. So pretty! You know, for a deadly object that’s going to kill all of us... Emily Hardy-White

Just found out the tail of the comet is made up of rock, ice, and sand. Hashtag, the more you know! Emily Hardy-White

The Messiah failed. We’re all gonna die. Peace out y’all it’s game over. Emily Hardy-White

The explosion managed to break the comet into 2 pieces but now they are both headed towards Earth. Ain’t that a snitch? Emily Hardy-White

President Beck just announced that the lottery will only allow 1 million citizens to hide out in a bunker when the comet hits. Ya girl’s gonna make it happen! Emily Hardy-White

Apparently people over the age of 60 are ineligible for the lottery. My parents didn’t make the cut. Sorry mom :( dad... you deserve it Emily Hardy-White

MSNBC is still reporting updates on Wolf-Biderman! Make sure you’re watching to find out how we’re all gonna die!!! 😊 Emily Hardy-White

Welp. I gave up my spot in the bunker to my best friend and her daughter. *sigh* I know, I’m amazing... Emily Hardy-White

The first part of the comet hit while I was forgiving my dad for being a TERRIBLE parent. Thanks for ruining a moment... Emily Hardy-White

First impact hit and has caused massive tsunamis. Look out everyone, that rumbling you hear means it’s getting closer! Emily Hardy-White

The tsunami has flooded New York and several buildings are destroyed. Keep an eye out folks! Emily Hardy-White

The first impact has already killed millions. Ya girl is one of them, sorry peeps! Emily Hardy-White

DUDE I’m tweeting from beyond the grave how creepy is that?! I love being an icon 😘 Emily Hardy-White

The second impact is getting closer. Who knows what will happen?! Emily Hardy-White

The Messiah blew up the comet! Everyone is saved!!! Well... except for me. You guys couldn’t have done that sooner??? 😡😡😡 Emily Hardy-White